Establishing My Street Cred

When I interned for Townhall.com I was attacked on a few blogs because I made some crazy liberals angry. Just thought I'd share from the World O'Crap blog that obviously didn't like me:

Emily the Intern:

It is with great delight that we present a major new wingnut talent: Townhall summer intern Emily Shaheen. She has written a brilliant column about the profound and beautiful lessons taught by Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Here are some highlights:

White Goodman (Ben Stiller) is the founder and owner of Globo Gym, frequented by the professional athlete and all around beautiful person. Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn) is the laid-back lackadaisical owner of Average Joe's Gym, which caters to the misfits of the community. Debt problems force La Fleur to come up with $50,000 to prevent Goodman from turning Average Joe's into a parking lot. This leaves his gang of misfits searching for a way to raise the money. They find it in an "Obscure Sports Quarterly" ad for The National Dodgeball Championships, which offers a grand prize of $50,000.

The Championships have no prizes for second, third, or fourth places. This is very different from the feel-good sports of today, including the Olympics, which give almost everyone a prize. Why should a 16th place finisher receive a ribbon? They have not achieved the goal of being the best.

Liberals espouse this same ideology in society. They want all winners and no losers, but this is not real life.

In real life, and in sports, the losers go home with shame.

Emily claims that liberals are outraged that "Bill Gates makes more money than Joe Schmo." See, in real life, Bill is a winner. Everybody else is a loser. They should go home in shame -- and not get any insurance or retirement benefits.

Liberals want everyone to be winners, but if everyone is a winner then there is no excellence. There's no motivation to become better if nobody is in front to beat. Failure creates motivation, motivation inspires work, and work leads to victory.

Emily, honey, you're a loser and a failure -- even Ben Shapiro and Mike Adams did better than you did. I hope this motivates you to work harder so you won't suck so bad next time.